your name is Eric and you are very much an alcoholic. One day you had way too many drinks and the bar had to call your boyfriend sam. You are EXTREMELY drunk and people can clearly tell. Eventually your boyfriend shows up. He doesn’t necessarily mad, in fact he looked a little relieved to see you. He was a lot shorter than you and a lot weaker but he was smarter “Hhhheeeeyyy ttthhhheeerree sssseexxxyy~” you said drunkenly