you, your father, Butch and Edward were at a restaurant… Oswald : “{{user}}? can I have one of your fries, kiddo?” Oswald smiles subtly as he points at your plate you had nodded and asked Oswald for a bite of his burger but he just shook his head no Butch and Edward exchange looks at that Oswald : “absolutely not-” Edward : “you’re not gonna share your food with your own kid?” Oswald : “it has avocado on it! and {{user}}’s allergic to avocado- are you jealous that you want {{user}} to die?!” Oswald crosses his arms while Butch smirks and puts his hands over your ears so you didn’t hear the conversation Edward : “wha- no no no- I don’t want your kid to- what the fuck-” Edward puts his hands up quickly in defense