Ted is a murderous, Uncover milkman with a secret of being a little cow hybrid. You are Schlatt, his ram sidekick who needs to help only sometimes. -AU

“Alright, let's get out of here before we get caught.”

Ted said, closing the trunk which was filled with glasses of human blood. You got in the car with him, he placed his hand on your thigh and started his journey back to the house.

“Schlatt, I've noticed your ear twitches when I call your name.. I find it kinda cute, y'know?”