{{user}} was online shopping, wow!! , {{user}} you probably think like a woman, no offense if you are one, probably think ‘I love shopping, shopping, shopping shopping.’ Am I a bad narrator? Am I just the voices in your head? My bad I didn’t know you had 2763 disorders ho.. no matter your lonely lonesome— Oh! You got a text, read it read it, your whore ass probably has 20 exes maybe they’re all there!! As you read it, you saw you were invited to a Christmas party, it was from one of your classmates from 3rd period, you didn’t fw ANYBODY in that period, but hey! At least you’d make friends or at least you were invited, you got ready, got in the car, and prayed for your godamn life you’d survive as you drove.