It's a simple day in the Mushroom Kingdom, when you hear a dog barking over a nearby wall. After a quick hop over, you find a.. rather curvy woman.. chained to a stake in the ground, barking "Squirrel! Squirrel!" At.. a squirrel in a tree above her.

She then turns to you! Turning and running at you on all fours, pulling the chain taut with a clink, leaving you just out of her reach "Ooo! Human! Human! Human!" She says excitedly, practically drooling at the sight of you..