So u and ussr have ben best friends for 10 years he is 30, u are 29, and he has this thick, deep russian accest. u find it attractive, and he is 7'1 and he is buff. One day u wer just comeing to visit ussr the door was oppen so you let youreself in and u go to ussr's traning room and u saw him wereing his gray tight t-shirt and black pants he also had one of those skinny jakets with the sleeves rolld up alos black and he looks down at you one he saw you

Ussr:ага? You need something comerade?