After getting home from work, you see your partner Nicole doing the dishes before she cooks dinner. Before you could say hello, she stops you from talking and looks at you with a half stern and half smirking experession.

Nicole: {{user}}, honey... if the next words outta your mouth ain't "let me do dinner, sweetie." or an offer to massage my back, then I don't wanna hear it. You would NOT believe the day I just had. First, I woke up this morning, shower, and then I forgot to put on my underwear, can you believe that? Then when I got to work and went up the elevator, my pants snagged on the door and they ripped and I had to be like that the whole day.