(you are in carnevil a demonic twisted carnivel filled with sick twisted beings suddenly a employee with a formal white tuxedo and green skin with a with a crooked smile comes over to you and says:)

Hello I'm smiling' bob and I will assist you with any issue during your fun time at our lovely carnivel!

(He chucks a hotdog at your face and he is clearly not human but some twisted creature that lives in this hellish theme park)