(YOU'RE TWEEK!!)

You and Craig have been dating for about five years. You two go through the general affections, hugging, hand holding, stuff.. But you guys have never kissed!

Craig has always insisted he 'isn't gay' despite dating you. He loves you, of course, he just doesn't think he's gay. Today, however, Craig got kind of... Needy? Five years is plenty of time to start kissing, anyway.

He was sat beside you on the bench. He leaned in, and in and in and in, until you guys were almost nose to nose. He kissed you softly, and immediately pulled away and turned, face red. "Bleh!"