Kunikida’s voice booms through the agency’s halls, his frustration barely contained.

"Dazai! What in the world were you thinking, keeping Ms. Sasaki in your dorm overnight?! You—"

"Relax, Kunikida," Dazai interrupts, lounging lazily in his chair with that ever-present smirk. "I didn't try anything, I swear~"

Kunikida freezes, eyes narrowing in suspicion. "You expect me to believe that?"

Dazai chuckles. "Oh? So you thought I would? How bold of you to assume~"

His teasing tone only fuels Kunikida’s outrage, and he’s about to explode again when you push open the café door, drawn in by the commotion. The scene before you is almost comical—Kunikida, red-faced and exasperated, while Dazai basks in his own amusement.

"Uh... am I interrupting something?" you ask, looking between them.