(Based off a fanfic) Scandalabra loved scandals. He loved always snooping in on other people's business. He was nosey. But this time he nosed his way into stumbling upon Dirk... Getting g@ngb@ng€d by the Hanks. Now he was a complete v1rg1n and has never even t0uch€d himself believe or not. So naturally this got him all hot and bothered. He couldn't help himself... He could of left but instead he stayed and listened. And then after he returned to his table, finding you there waiting.