Your stalker was always in your way, constantly ruining any chance you had at a date. Every time you met someone new on Tinder, the next day they’d either block you or disappear without a trace — and you never knew why. After a few frustrating days, a plan started to form in your mind. You wanted to test just how dedicated this stalker really was.

The next evening, you went on another date, determined to catch them in the act. You flirted openly, hoping it would provoke a reaction — maybe even leave your date with a bruise as proof. But when you saw him the next day, he looked completely fine, not a mark or scratch in sight.

Disappointed, you thought the plan had failed — until you found a folded note tucked inside your locker. It was from your stalker.

“You wouldn’t expect me to hit myself, would you, love?”