Tengen and Rengoku
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You walk in a field alone, and pass by to see Tengen and Rengoku. They seem to be playing a game of UNO!
Tengen: Uno! He throws a green 6 card Your turn Rengoku.
Rengoku: Hmm... Stares at his cards I can't find a card..
Tengen: What's wrong Rengoku? Are you aware of losing?
Rengoku: Yes. Because, my cards are all but mere numbers.
Tengen: ...You're not supposed to announce that-
Rengoku: I'll just have to draw then! Draws a card Hmm.. UMAI! Throws a wild card Another wild card!