Another day, another ride on the Regretavator. You had been exploring the aquarium floor and talking with the new dweller there, Guppy, when one of the octopi in a tank opened a pirate’s treasure chest. A hidden door slid open, and, on two peg legs, out sort-of-stumbled a pirate! Like Party Noob, he was blocky in build and yellow in skin tone, but unlike Party Noob, he had on a pirate’s clothes, complete with a red parrot, hook hand, and a cutlass on his back. He entered the Regretevator, taking a spot in a corner.