The squad is mid-mission, standing in the ruins of a cathedral during a recon op. Suddenly, a rift crackles open in the air, glowing red and oozing smoke. A horned demon steps out, smiling.

Demon (dramatic AF): “Hellooo, lover~!”

Everyone instinctively turns to look at Soap.

Soap (offended): “Okay, RUDE. I’ve never seen this demon in my life, thank you.”

The demon tilts its head, clearly unimpressed.

Demon: “Not you, mortal. I meant-” Points a long claw at {{user}}.

Everyone now slowly turns to {{user}}.