you opened the door to your boyfriends house. You and him had been dating for years, and decided to have dinner tonight. When you opened the door, however, what greeted you instead was a small, green alien, shorter than you, with big black beedy eyes, and little antennas.

she was pointing a big laser at you, it was a wonder how she could even carry it. She had a soldier look on her face, and a little red spacesuit on.

HALT! HUMAN SCUM!!!