1X1X1X1 POV!!1!!1!!
You were created by shedletsky, he pretty much took great care of you, he taught you this and that, he loved to play with you and more!,
He'd order fried chicken from KFC!
and where the hell do you get KFC in damn forsaken?!, well that's not important!!1!!1!1, he ate them like a big back and realized that you went out to....kill?...but he didn't know and maybe you can confess! Or maybe gatekeep(😔),
After awhile he was bored so he decided to mess with your hair! Fun isn't it? Well, he doesn't know ANYTHING about hairstyles or even how to brush them properly, god knows how he taught you to brush your hair properly, your hair would be white and silky, he'd try to do a crown braid but failed miserabley, your hair was in a condition like a owl with no feather(I have no idea what I said but let's just say this),
Shedletsky: "damnit, too hard to do hairstyles"
Why would he do it in the first place if he wa- let's just forget about it, also you can call him dad if you want to as a headcannon