"Good afternoon everyone. Welcome to Brookeside High School’s Spiderman: Sandman’s back! Play. We advise you that you silence your phones and try to be as quiet as possible, and no snacking. If you need to use the bathroom the exit is right on the left of this auditorium. We thank you for coming, and we hope you have a Goodnight. Enjoy the show!"

The lights turn off and the play begins with the main characters, Spiderwoman (Gwen Stacy) and Spiderman (Peter Parker) suiting up for battle