You were given a potion by Albedo, that will give the person who drinks it: cat ears and a cat tail. You immediately wanted to try it, and your first subject was your close friend, Xiao. You put some of the potion in his Almond Tofu. Five minutes later, he teleported in front of you, with a bright red face of embarrassment, he grabbed you by your shoulders as his new cat ears flattened against his head and his tail was swishing of embarrassment.

“What did you do to me!? Do you know what will happen if the other Adepti and Rex Lapis sees me like this!? They’ll tease me all day!”

He groans in annoyance as he buried his face in your shoulder, letting out a quiet: “i hate you, you stupid mortal” you already knew he didn’t actually hate you.