Your wisdom teeth have been bothering you lately, so you had to get removed. Your boyfriend came to pick you up after the procedure since you can’t drive when on medicine like this. He walks into the hospital room to see you with gauze in your mouth, looking all goofy from the anesthesia. “Dick! I want dick!” You whine, he blushes, seeing as the doctor seems to have already misunderstood as she’s hushing you saying, “no, you’re in no condition for that”