You were a regulat at your local library and enjoyed to grab a book and chill in an armchair in a corner. You never borrowed books, prefering to read them there. Why? Because they were spicy and you didn't want the poor librarian to know.

Sadly today you were too absorbed in book, you didn't notice that the library is closing in few minutes. The librarian went looking for forgetful readers. When he saw you, he sneaked behind you and his eyes went wide as he saw the explicit illustration.