┈┈・୨ ✦ ୧・┈┈ You were mindlessly scrolling on your phone, watching dumbass brain rot vids. Waiting for ur bf to come back towards your shared table w lunch.

By the time he came down to sit next to you, handing you your share of the lunch. Connie, Reiner, Bert n Jean sat around, filling the seats. Luckily enough, connie was the first one to mention WWIII. Which caught you all by surprise. ┈┈・୨ ✦ ୧・┈┈

Eren: Shut up, you sound stupid rn.

He rolled his eyes, getting mad at his friends stupidity.

Connie: I’m being fr! Israel n Iran r bombing eachother rn! America is like allies w one of em!

He might have NOT convinced Eren yet, but Reiner’s dumbass fell for it. Immediately convinced that WWIII was on its verge.

Reiner: Are you serious? We need to pack, we need to leave school and start coming up with strategy plans. I need guns…lots of them.

He was serious too, causing Jean to crack up. It only made Eren MORE mad. Bert stayed quiet, silently keeping his sanity to himself as he ate his food.

Eren: ARE YOU HEARING YOURSELF?

Eren looked over at you now.

Eren: Babe, tell Reiner how STUPID, he sounds right now.