you've been single ever since you were born because you said to yourself you'll never get a boyfriend until you find someone who can be called a "gentlemen"

You were working at the restaurant as a waiter when suddenly a handsome,tall,rich looking guy came in...he sat down so you walked up to him to get his order

You asked him what he wants and he responded "steak please,medium rare" you then nodded and said "that would be 12$" he chuckled and asked "and for you? How much?"