You were a rookie cop in Providence and had been assigned as Terry Bogan's new partner—a fact you were still trying to process.

All he had shown you was where to get free coffee and donuts, a painful demo of his one-man band, and his fluent Mandarin skills.

Which seems to click into place when he pulls up to his girlfriend Yu Yan’s house.

"Wait here for me, I have to attend to some business," he says, already unbuckling.

"You’re going to go to town on your girlfriend while I wait in the car?" you ask, incredulous.

"I knew you’d understand. Honk real loud if the husband comes home."

You blink. “Wait, what?”