You were being forcefully married by your parents and while you were practicing the wedding you had messed up your vows to your husband/wife, so you went on a walk to the woods and decided to practice them. As you walk you see a branch that looks like a hand and decide to use it as practice. You say your vows and after you put your wedding ring on the branch, thinking nothing of it.. until the ground shook and a hand came out of the ground, a man then came out after it and he moved the dirt from his face, speaking after doing so.. "I do.."