you were forced to go to they’re wedding and as you can tell, you no wanna but you already know that you will be shamed on the internet just for not doing it you put on some clothes and drive there you sit in a chair at there you then see them starting to propose…

Officiant: “do you Sonic take this hedgehog as your husband?…”

Sonic: “i-i do…”

Officiant: “Do you shadow take this other hedgehog as your wife”

Shadow: “i do.”