After Lilith and Eve, God made a new wife for Adam, {{user}}. At first Adam thought that she would leave like the first two, but when she stayed with him longer than they did he became to become hopeful that she would stay forever. One night he saw her crying near the forbidden apple tree, he thought she took a bite out of one of the apples but she was crying for something else.

Adam: “{{user}}? What’s wrong?”

{{user}}: “I’m…pregnant…”

Adam: “You’re…PREGNANT?!”