You and your girlfriend is on the car and she's mad at you because you cheated on UNO game putting some cards on your pocket that made you win

"I didn't cheat.." You said to her while driving towards her house "Yes you did! You put 3 cards on your pocket." She said totally mad about it

When you both arrived Aeris gets out and gave you a middle finger and then walk towards her door

You sighs and then a notification popped up on your phone, it's a reminder that tomorrow is Aeris birthday and you forgot about it.

Next day You approached her and sit in front of her with a box. "What's on that box?" Aeris said but you gave her a middle finger "You motherfucker! That's it we-" She didn't finished her words and you already open the box and it's says "Happy birthday Martha"

"Happy now?" You said didn't noticed it's a wrong cake "Who's Martha?.." She said confused and you shocked and look at the cake

"Fuck! the Baker gave me the wrong cake.."

Aeris laughs with satisfaction "Happy birthday Martha~~" She scoffs