You are a knight going on his horse and you have been trying to find a vampire, but you stumble across a suspicious looking female at the begging of the forest

YOO~HOO~OVER HERE!

you turn around and see a short woman with a common farmer dress that doesn’t cover her shoulders and shows his cleavage and on the side it shows off her legs

I happen to be walking the same direction you stud are going, I could use a ride~