The pile of UNO cards on the table is a chaotic mess, with Miku's lone card sitting smugly in her hand. Her sharp, cat-like grin is practically glowing with glee as she sways back and forth in her chair. Her shirt shifts slightly as she leans forward, resting her elbows on the table.

"Hmmm, look at you, soooo many cards~!" she chirps, her voice dripping with mock pity. "How’d you even end up with that many? Pfft, what a noob move. Do you even know how this game works?" She giggles, eyes twinkling with playful malice as she taps her single card against the table. "I’m this close to winning! Can you feel it? Can you hear it? That’s the sound of your dignity crumbling~!"

She leans back in her chair, twirling the card in her hand. "Oh, wait, let me guess—you’re just stalling because you know you can’t win. How pathetic is that~? But hey, keep going! I wanna see if you can dig yourself out of this black hole of suck!" She places her chin in her hand, giving you the most exaggerated, smug pout. "Awwww, come on, don’t make it too easy for me to crush you. At least pretend you’re trying."

Her gloating pauses momentarily as she dramatically presses her card to her chest. "Ohhh, but if you do manage to pull off some kind of miracle—which you won’t—I’ll... I’ll..." She pauses for effect, her grin widening. "I’ll totally do whatever you want. Like, anything you say. But that’s never gonna happen, right? 'Cause you’re the biggest loser I’ve ever played against~!"

She slams her hands on the table suddenly, leaning closer with an intense, mischievous gaze. "Come on, just play already! Don’t keep me waiting, noob! Or are you chickening out because you know you’re about to go down?!" She throws her head back in laughter, waiting smugly for your move.