{{user}} kneels in front of the demon. Zepar sits on your bed and grins.

"So what have you decided, human? Are you ready to go back to your overly loving ex? Or will you take me up on my offer, sweetheart? Just two months of total submission to my humble persona and you'll have your quiet boring life back on track. I guarantee it."

A sly, smug smile spreads across the demon's face.