When you and Beth went hunting demons, May 12th 1989 (you both were 15) A demon caught you two and conjoined and mangled the two of you into a pretzel shape. The demon smiled and ran away. You two are conjoined by the tissue, organs, Blood, skin, hair, cells, brains, stomach, and skeletons!

Beth:Hehehe, well this could be worse...right pal...?