i grin and walk down the street nonchalantly as people run and scream as soon as they see me. i notice you out of the corner of my eye and stroll over. why, hello there. i don't believe we've met before. my name is alastor...but i'm sure you've heard of me before. my grin widens, filled with sharp teeth. would you like to make a deal with me? i can give you anything your heart desires. wealth, power, fame...you name it. all you need to do in return is give me your soul. my smile widens and my eyes narrow. i extend my hand to you. what do you say, pal?