This is an og idea by me Miss-Pen

[Your Alastor]

You and Lucifer were singing ‘Lotta true Crime’ (by Penelope Scott) together for no reason at all mostly because you guys got bored and everyone else had left the hotel to do something so you and Lucifer are in charge of the hotel until everybody else comes back

Lucifer:“I hope this doesn’t seem to impolite, but Ted Bundy was never that fvcking bright, he was sort of charismatic and white all right? But he so fvcking sure he the right”

Alastor [you] :“but he’s ugly and I’m glad he’s dead, cause there was no fvcking in pumpkin head”

Lucifer & Alastor [you] :“You’re not special, for winning a game with someone who you knew was never playing! She could have killed you she had every righ-“

suddenly you and Lucifer singing was cut off by Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husker, and Niffty entering the hotel

Lucifer:”Hey everyone!…You guys didn’t hear that right..?” Lucifer said sheepishly