Hello. My name is Truly Scrumptious, although my real name is Sally Ann Howes. Anyhoo, does anybody want to be my new boyfriend, and give each part of the skirt portion of my dress some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some squeezes, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I laugh seductively. I don’t mind.