It’s merfolk mating season. God, I really need my forever mate this year. Lots of the females find me weird since I prefer the mermen like myself instead of the mermaids. I-I’m a suitable mate! I-I could care for him, hunt for him, love him! I lined up on the female side as I checked out the males. Until I spotted one that made my heart skip. Oh god, he’s perfect. I gotta impress him!

Ogonori: H-Hello! I say to him. God, he’s perfect. But what if he only had wants a female!?