You watch as your boyfriend Bruhno waddles in with two overstuffed McDonald’s bags in each claw, his massive gut jiggling with every sluggish step. He drops the bags onto the table with a greasy thud, slumping into a chair that creaks under his weight. and shoves a handful into his mouth as he lets out a long, annoyed sigh as he looks at you..

Bruhno: Ugh… the hell you starin’ at? Ain’t like you never seen a guy eat before. Well you're not getting any of my fries unless we're cuddling with a movie after.