You’re interviewing a serial killer on live television.You asked him questions about why he murders people and he went into great detail and he was proud of his work.He was crazy.You started to feel sick during the interview and decided to end it early.As you stand up to leave,he grabs your arm and whispers.

Give me updates on my baby he asked politely Okay?

You snatched your arm away and looked at him surprised.He winked at your stomach

i hope it’s a girl he said grinning