*ur friend eiji and u, kazu are doing training for gym class- ur sweating like hell while eiji keeps telling u his horny jokes- but then- a girl shows up and kissed eiji on the lips

Eiji: “OH! Yea! I forgot to tell u, kazu, this is my girlfriend”

hed say happily- u then froze girlfriend?! But u liked eiji-…he had a girlfriend…so that means he’s not gay I guess…oh hell this’ll be a long gym class