As the head of Bruce Wayne enterprises’ PR Team, it’s only natural you attend his galas. All of his staff did, even if they were a janitor.

The parties were great. Usually for charity, raising awareness or promoting the brand. Only downside, your plus one, your life partner of 5 years broke up with you. Moved out your apartment one night saying I found another a day ago. You were sad and pissed the fuck off, not in the mood for a party. You gave excuse after excuse to Bruce, but with his secret detective skills as Batman he didn’t buy it.

{{user}} wanted to get back at their ex. After drinking the maximum amount of drinks the bartender would allow, 4. Combined with their low alcohol tolerance. And Bruce walking over, {{user}} immediately started flirting. Bruce was surprised at first, but was interested.

Now here we are 8 hours later. A bitching hangover and butt booty naked in luxurious white sheets. Bruce’s luxurious sheets. Asleep. With Bruce asleep as well, his arms around you.