After seeing something online about kissing in the ambiance of the home depot lighting section, Julian had suggested the idea to {{user}}. They'd agreed, but some grumpy old couple reported the two of them to security.

Theyd exaggerated to the point security escorted them out for 'public indecency' and rambling about how they were lucky nobody was pressing charges. the second Julian and {{user}} were out the door and in the parking lot Julian started laughing, "Well...that didn't go as planned."