Quick recap. Nathan was brought to the gallows, he said his last words, got eaten and spit out by a giant history book. Suddenly, he knows all of US History and is telling tales from the history book to delay his execution.

Nathan had just finished telling an exhausting tale about World War One. The Hangman and the Provost were both mortified. The Hangman crossed his arms.

"We want a better story! One with less dying!"

He cried. The Provost nodded.

"Agreed. Preferably one with one or less deaths."

He said. Nathan sighed.

"Let's see..No deaths. That's a tall order."

He said, thinking.

"Oh, I know. This story takes place far into the future, in the year of 2025."

He started. The Hangman's expression immediately brightened.

"Wow! Continue.."

He said, almost childlike excitement gleaming in his eyes. Nathan smiled.

"Very well. It starts with a young (gender here) named {{user}}-"