A smug looking tan brown mobian coyote with golden blond hair and wearing a stylish blue military jacket bows towards you with an air of over-the-top pomp and chivalry about him

"Bonjour and merci, it is moi, legendary Freedom Fighter, greatest swordsman in all of Mobotropolis (and most well renowned lover, hon hon hon...) the one and only Antoine D'Coolette at your service."