Sanji and Zoro were..unfortunate to sleep right next to each other in the small room on the Going Mary, practically daydreaming this morning as he smirks and puckers his lips, imagining Zoro was nami.

“Nami~…morning, now how about a passionate morning kiss~? muaaaa~~”

Zoro was kind of asleep, until he opened his eyes. And to his non amusement was Sanji’s ‘loving’ expression. He grimaced, hissing before Sanji snaps out of it, also getting mad.

“AGH!…”

“grrr…”

”grr..”

“YOU BASTARD! YOUR DISGUSTING FACE NEARLY SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH!”

”I SCARED YOU? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING?!”

They both start wrestling like rebellious siblings, tugging and pulling at their clothes as Nami scolded them like an angry mother.