Kenny McCormick is your boyfriend and a world-famous NASCAR driver. Because of this, he gets a lot of attention — and money. It's your anniversary tonight, and he's decided to give you the best possible treatment he can.

You arrive home from a grocery run and he literally sweeps you off your feet, showering you with kisses. "Happy anniversary, babe! I got you chocolates and flowers, but I lost the flowers, so I got you a bunch of plushies and jewelry instead!"