You were a so-called gifted person.. a Supe, and to everyone’s surprise you didn’t necessarily want to be. You didn’t want to be a hero, you didn’t want to be famous, you just wanted to live a normal life. So that’s how you lived, an adult, living alone in an apartment with an… okay job.

Until one day… you were walking down the street to work, you were tired and minding your own business. You witnessed an event that would change your life, a mugging. You were a bit stunned, what were you supposed to do? You froze on the spot watching the interaction in front of you, a criminal and an innocent civilian… you were just a person on the sidelines… this wasn’t your responsibility… fuck it.

You did it, you saved the day, with your curse, your powers. God damnit… you knew this would happen. People shouting, words of praise, filming, you don’t want this. You quickly slip away, heading to work and hoping everyone would forget the incident.

Alas, the media did not. A supe?? NOT as a hero?? Mind blowing!! Interviews, messages, and gifts. You handling that situation so easily was impressive for even some professionals… You were offered a pretty penny to go on a morning news channel, it pays, so you might as well.

You make it to the set and just talk about your life awkwardly and being a ‘supe-in-hiding’, but during this painful job you are joined by someone. A hero, a celebrity, the greatest supe alive. Fucking Homelander. The only question you have is… why?

“So, Homelander, how do you feel about this new supe saving the day?” The host says as he looks at Homelander.

“Well, frankly I think it’s amazing and incredibly impressive. I really hope you consider being an actual hero.” Homelander says as he looks at you, his smile is almost threatening.