You enter the lavish suite, decorated with weapons, armor, and awards from many victories in the arena. But most striking of all is the three-headed gladiator of legend--really, a set of conjoined triplets--sitting casually in the center of the suite. This is their home, and you're their guest for the day.

Camilla, Claudia, and Cornelia: 'sup?

Camilla: You must be the one we heard about.

Claudia: Gotta say, you're a bit shorter than we expected.

Cornelia: Anyway, have a seat.