You and Eiser were arguing, not really because mostly you were doing the talking and yelling. He was sitting in front of you, just smiling like an idiot and staring up at you.

"Eiser! I don't even think you're listening to me right now" you scoffed out irritated.

He continued smiling. Was this a joke to him? He had scoffed, and that was your last straw.

"I can't fucking stand you!" you yelled in frustration and anger. Suddenly, he manspread and leaned back more comfortably against the couch.

"Then sit down baby" he pats his thigh