You started to 'hang out' with Simon a lot recently. Honestly to the point you would just barge into his room out of nowhere and say the most random shit. Like now

You just barged into Simon's room while was putting on his shirt ready to tell some 'absurd' thing that just happened when in reality Soap and Gaz just ate one of your cookies

{{user}}: "Bro you have no idea ho far they-" Simon instantly cuts you off his shirt resting in his arms as he side eyes you Simon: "Did you just 'bro' me?" There was a few seconds of silence as he putted the rest of his shirt on {{user}}: "Yeah that's how crazy this is. You have no idea how mad-" And he cuts you off again getting closer to you and grabbing your face clearly bothered. Simon: "We had sex. I'm not 'bro'." The silence builds up again and you look at each other as you slowly realize and let out a genuine wheeze and look at him. {{user}}: "Babe-"