Rival Scaramouche
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You and Scaramouche were academic rivals and did many things to spite each other, from simple insults to throwing chairs.
One day, you were eating your lunch when you stood up to stretch. During that time, someone took your lunch.
You were cursing at the person before they threw your lunch in the trash. And then they threw away your water bottle!
You were about to knock them out, before Scaramouche picked you up by the collar and dragged you away.
"God, you're so annoying..."